Irresistible emails and landing pages…
Persuade Minds.
Ignite Sales.
Inspire Tribes.
Grow your business faster by hiring a direct-response copywriter who uses buyer psychology, proven frameworks, and strategic storytelling to win trust, boost sales, and build empires.
I create conversion-focused copy for SaaS + DTC brands.
On time, and built to rank
It has been a pleasure working with CJ on a number of content projects. Not only was his work always well-researched and written, it was delivered on time, and built to rank. It’s rare to find a writer who can produce top quality content, and position it for both readers and search engines. I highly recommend CJ for your next project.
Robbie Richards
Co-founder, Virayo Marketing
struggling to stand out? can’t find the words?
When you feel like Waldo without his striped jumper, you don’t have to wave like a maniac to get attention in your market. You just need direct response copywriting that helps your brand grab attention with an unmistakable voice that nobody can ignore.
Kinda like Voldemort or Yoda…only less apocalyptic.
Let me explain…
hi, call me cj
Irishman. Morning lark. Wannabe chess master.
I'm a direct response copywriter with fascination for great stories and buyer psychology.
I help fun-lovin' brands show their unique character to connect with customers through memorable messaging.
The result?
You stand out from the pack and keep customers coming back,
Communications? — Crystal-clear.
Organization? — Obsessed.
Punctual? — Always.
Conversational direct response copy that steals the show and helps you grow? You got it. You maverick bastard.
Industry-leading conversion rates
CJ has helped us establish our brand voice throughout our website and blog. With his guidance, we’ve been able to maintain industry-leading conversion rates, while expanding our website to show more sides of the brand.
Jordan Smyth
Founder, Gleamin
conversion
Alchemy
email sequences
Got a list with low conversions?
You’ve got your prospects on the hook—now you gotta reel ‘em in.
It’s time for impossible-not-to-click subject lines.
It’s time to build stronger relationships through captivating story-based emails.
It’s time to drag readers to the bottom line of every email and leave ’em hungry for more.
Let’s get the gold from your list.
lead-gen
Exploder
web copywriting
Your website needs words.
But not just any old words.
No, no, no.
A value prop that hits like Tyson.
A brand voice that makes a mind-altering first impression.
Web copy that just sucks your kinda people in like a tractor beam.
Yeah, those words.
Say hello to my little pen.
launchpad
Rocket Fuel
landing pages
Your product deserves a killer landing page.
Without it, your hopes of a 6-fig or 7-fig month are just a dream.
Position your product or service as the unique offer your ideal customers have been looking for.
And deliver your message in your one-of-a-kind brand voice.
Then watch those sales flow in as your launch goes stratospheric.
Get the ball rolling with a free 20-min chat.
cj, why should i hire you?
because i'm a...
you’ll be working with a professional.
I don’t do half-arsed jobs. I pull on my big-boy pants and put my journalism degree to good use.
Copywriting may not require as many words as a blog or ebook, but it takes a helluva lot more time, effort, and brainstorming to produce results. I dig deep to understand your brand, market, and customers.
you’ll partner with a scientist and tactician.
My creative imagination may know no bounds, but there’s a method to the madness.
With an analytical mind and data-driven approach, every element of my copy is carefully considered to ensure your website delivers the perfect balance of emotional charm and marketing traction.
you can communicate your vision like chatting to an old friend.
Don’t let the tie spook you. I’m serious when I need to be, but this isn’t Gotham city.
I’m all ears, and leave no room for guesswork or assumptions when it comes to hitting your goals. You can expect smooth processes, consistent updates, and steady progress from start to finish.
you’ll have a creative copywriter to bring color to your brand vision.
Your brand needs a storytelling mind to make people believe in your brand and its purpose.
I’ll get inside the mind of your followers, then I’ll weave word wizardry into an enthralling brand story that brings people marching to you like a relentless army of white walkers.
Love working with CJ
Love working with CJ. Quick response, and adapts well to how we like to work. He effortlessly embraced our tongue-in-cheek style and made it come through in our brand voice. 12 thumbs up for CJ if you want great copywriting.
Mike Faith
Founder and CEO, Leitner Headsets
so, what's it gonna be?
the red pill
the blue pill
Discover the gritty yet empowering truth about your customers, what matters to them, and how to speak directly to their needs in a relatable, conversational way.
Free your brand with a shapeshifting copywriter who can bring clarity and creativity together to make you unlike anyone else in your niche.
Unlock sales growth with a voice that makes people follow you like hopeless lemmings. A voice people can’t resist—just like Morpheus.
Turn your back on the rabbit hole, missing out on the vital knowledge you need to disrupt markets and attract new leads, sales, and partnership opportunities.
Stand in line with the clones, sticking to convention as your brand is lost in the sea of sameness. Or as I call it, the “dusty desert of who gives a damn?!”
Drone on with a stiff, sleep-inducing voice that makes people’s eyes glaze over, before they hit the ‘X’ and go running to your competitors.
Discover the gritty yet empowering truth about your customers, what matters to them, and how to speak directly to their needs in a relatable, conversational way.
Free your brand with a copywriting chameleon who can harness innovative copy from outside the box, so you’re unlike anyone else in your niche.
Unlock sales growth with a voice that makes people follow you like hopeless lemmings. A voice people can’t resist—just like Morpheus.