clickworthy copy
for your website + emails
Let’s kill your boring voice and give your customers a brand they will do just about anything for.
houston... we have a problem
I feel your pain. I can see it etched all over your website’s sorry looking face. I know what you’re about to say…

“My business is doing alright, but my website is boring. It looks like a relic from the 90s. And most people don’t even open our emails.”

“We took a crack at writing the site and emails ourselves, but the copy is sending people running for the hills. It makes my eyes bleed.”

“We spent a fortune on a new site a few years ago, but it generates zero leads. If we’re honest, we skipped voice of customer research.”

“We need more leads. We have a great offer and a huge email list going to waste. Our sloppy copy is the bottleneck!”
damn it cj, get out of my head!
just tell me: how can you help?
Here’s the difference when you work with a copywriter like me.

- You eliminate guesswork and wasted spend as you have relatable messaging based on a rock-solid foundation of voice of customer research.
- Your brand voice is consistent with your vision and aligns with your customers’ reality.
- Your business stands out from the pack with a unique, memorable brand personality people know, love, and trust.
- Your team saves time by only focusing on smokin' hot new leads who are already qualified and ready to do business.
- Your brand builds authority through incredible brand storytelling that makes you like nobody else in your niche.
My copy has generated over $10M+ in new business revenue
Since 2018, I’ve helped grow 50+ brands, agencies, and entrepreneurs in B2B SaaS and ecommerce markets.
Never missed a deadline and we rarely needed a second draft.
Not only did he take the time to understand our business model and our target audience, but CJ also made it easy to work with. In years of working, he has never missed a deadline and we rarely needed a second draft. I am looking to working with him in the future.
Dejan Gajsek
Head of Marketing at Circuit Stream

my 7-step copywriting strategy
I kill your boring out-of-touch brand voice and replace it with an unignorable messaging and personality to make your ideal customers think: “hey, here’s a brand that actually talks like a real person who actually gets it. They get me. Finally.”
Here’s how we roll:
Boosted our conversions by over 40%
Can’t recommend CJ enough! He really boosted our open rates and grew conversions by over 40%. Listening exactly to what I needed, putting great effort into our job, extremely creative, proactive, helpful and friendly. I feel lucky to have met him.
Tilmann Weischer
CEO, Footstock

when the dust settles, here’s what you can look forward to...

Your value prop nailed so damn good it makes people think you’re their spirit animal.

Your brand voice meticulously crafted to pull heartstrings, tickle funny bones, and open wallets.

Your competitors crying into the popcorn they can’t help but munch while reading your site in awe.
choose your destiny

The
epic
- Personality-packed conversion copy for 7 pages:
-
- Homepage
- About
- 5 additional pages
- Lifetime access to additional copy options to use in other marketing campaigns
- Brand Personality Guide
$9500

The
blockbuster
- Personality-packed conversion copy for 5 pages:
-
- Homepage
- About
- 3 additional pages
- Lifetime access to additional copy options to use in other marketing campaigns
- Brand Personality Guide
$7000

The
classic trilogy
- Personality-packed conversion copy for 3 pages:
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- Homepage
- About
- Contact Page
- Lifetime access to additional copy options to use in other marketing campaigns
$3470
A meticulous researcher and talented writer.
To be frank, many writers make it extremely difficult for me to NOT poke my eyeballs out with my red pencil. Not so with CJ! He is a meticulous researcher, talented writer, and a super easy person to work with. Would not hesitate to recommend him!
Selena Templeton
Editorial Content Manager, Single Grain


you want the truth? here it is.
No. That dynamic could backfire on either one of us. You could pay too much because good ideas took much longer to emerge than I expected, or I could lose out if they don’t. You’ll be paying for timeless value, so there’s no stop clocks involved.
You want words. I give you words. Lots of business words. Cheap and fast and optimized words. You buy now?
Err, no. Maybe not.
Architects don’t sell bricks. Strategists don’t sell actions. Paying copywriters by the word is the fast lane to fluffy, padded copy devoid of all intelligent strategy, data-driven analysis, and creative thought.
Yes. If we’re aligned on timelines, budget, and processes, I’m sure we can strike a deal that works for both of us.
Yes. Ideally, you should have your brand positioning 100% nailed before writing copy.
If you don’t have this sorted before a website project, I may recommend we undergo a positioning project first.
I also offer brand positioning workshops and strategy decks as standalone offers. Shoot me a message if you want to discuss these services.
Yes. I much prefer to do copywriting but I come from a content background. I once owned and scaled an agency to 6-figs in 12 months.
But now, in 2023, I only write long-form content for select clients. It better be fun or I’ll probably shoot it down.
Most of my content work is ghostwriting. But here’s the truth: Writers thrive on bylines – it’s how we grow.
If you’re so kind as to offer a byline for this humble writer, where you publish my name and a backlink with the final piece, you get the same top quality for a little less.
If you’d prefer to show it as someone else’s work, that’s totally cool. Just know, I’ll charge you a little on top to cover the loss of writing credit.
In a nutshell, my blog rates include the following:
🎯 Topic Research
🎯 Competitor Analysis
🎯 Article Outline
🎯 Draft Writing
🎯 SEO spit-polish
🎯 Meta title + description
🎯 Citations/Links
🎯 Proofreading
🎯 Editing (3x full rounds)
🎯 Admin/Email communications
Discounts are available for batch projects and long-term arrangements with regular, consistent workflows.
As a writer, I rather focus on what I do best. If you don’t have someone to care for graphics in your business, you might need me to include images (or at the very least, image suggestions to help out your editor). In such cases, I can go the extra mile….but the gas ain’t free.
As of 2023, no. Maybe someday, but I’ll let you know well in advance. No nasty surprises – I promise.
It’s rare, and highly unlikely that I’ll be far off the mark with a first draft because we’ll have hashed out a clear scope before starting.
But, my rates include two full rounds of revisions, so it’s just a matter of collaborative feedback to get things sorted.
It’s unlikely. Typically, I’m booked 2-3 weeks out, with preference given to regular clients. Even if I was free, I would strongly advise against rushed writing. Did you not see the end of Game of Thrones?!
If you absolutely must have your content ASAP, I might be able to help if I reshuffle my schedule, delay some other clients, and burn the midnight oil while my partner soldiers on with our baby. However, in this case, you can expect a 20% rush fee to compensate for the inconvenience (and cost of apology bath bombs and chocolates).
My quotes are based on our agreed scope. For big projects and retainers, we’ll sign a contract that confirms we’re on the same page. Minor changes and revisions are permissible – but if there are significant deviations from the original scope, that’s billable.
If for any reason, you need to cancel a project that I’ve already started, I’ll invoice you for a 50% kill fee for the assassin I send after you to cover the time and effort I’ve already invested, as well as any lost income from opportunities I turned down while engaged with your doomed project.
If we’ve worked together before, or if it’s a small project, I’ll send a single invoice at the end of the month for all projects delivered in that month.
Otherwise, for new clients and larger projects, I’ll send you two invoices:
Invoice #1 – 50% advance deposit. Sent before the project begins. Due immediately (before we start working).
Invoice #2 – The remaining 50%. Sent when the project is done. Due within 15 days.
Bank transfer is preferred. I recommend Wise. It takes a few minutes to set up at first, then it’s quick, and easy payments going forward.
Absofugginlutely.
I can help you with a myriad of copywriting projects, including:
- Ad Copy
- Amazon Listings
- Email copy
- Landing Pages
- LinkedIn Profiles
- Packaging Copy
- Press Releases
- Product Descriptions
- Sales Pages
- Social Media Captions
- Taglines
- Video Scripts
- Website Audits
- Website Copy
Get in touch to share the details of your project, and I’ll reply with a custom quote.