you’ talkin to me?

Projects. Questions. Goals. Let’s put our heads together.

son of a bee-sting!

Are you ready to hire a direct response copywriter who will help your business get more leads and sales — without relying on paid ads?

Yeah? I happen to know a guy…

Some say his name his Christopher John Haughey…

Others call him CJ.

(hint: it’s me

Here’s what to do:

    1. Drop the key project details into the short form below – goals, deliverables, target deadline. Alternatively, shoot an email to

      I would share my phone number here, but posting my mobile number online would be incredibly dumb and risky in 2024, unless you actually want to become a target for scammers and identity thieves.

    2. Wait patiently. I’ll reply within 48 hours, unless it’s a weekend because I’ll be trying to tame my feral toddlers.

    3. If we’re a good fit, we’ll hop on a call. If not, I’ll try to hook you up with another kickass copywriter.

Please note: I typically have a 4-6 week waiting period. If you’re in a rush, expect higher quotes. 

Ooh, awkward question, I know.

But you know what’s more awkward?

If we realize we’re a million miles apart during our Zoom call (as if those video meetings need extra cringe). I don’t want to waste your time, so let’s make sure we’re on the same wavelength first.

CJ Haughey Copywriter Headshot