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....and how i can make your customers love your brand.
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Can’t stand your boring site and dull brand voice that leads to high bounce rates and sudden-onset narcolepsy.

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Want unignorable messaging that influences your customers to take action and tell their friends all about you.

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Dream of getting more leads and revenue through email instead of hopelessly clinging to open rate metrics. 

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Uses voice of customer research to craft copy that oozes relatable personality your ideal customers love. 

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Taps into buyer psychology and proven frameworks to create emotive copy that makes people want your offer.

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Always remembers that style is nothing without substance, so you get copy that drives real results.

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Have a site that is riddled with dull copy and a 2D personality, which leads to high bounce rates and sudden-onset narcolepsy.

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Want a brand voice that influences your customers to take action and breeds fear and jealousy in your competitors.

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Need to generate more qualified leads and sales through your website, instead of hopelessly clinging to traffic metrics. 

what?! did we just become best friends?

Get the ball rolling with a free 20-min chat.

what’s the craic?

(That’s Irish for “How are you? What’s happening?”)

As a creative copywriter, I love to help brands tell their story.

It’s the surefire way to stand out and build a loyal tribe of people who will bang your drum and urge others to buy from you.

It influences your brand personality.
It influences your brand voice.
It influences your reputation.
It influences your emails.
it influences your sales.

So, tell me:
 
What’s your story?
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christopher john haughey

What a mouthful.

CJ will do just fine.

why work with me?

I'm a...

pssst… i know what you’re thinking.

You don’t have time to read my autobiography — you just wanna’ know if I’m your guy.

As a direct response copywriter, I create powerful messaging that combines 4 key ingredients:

  • deep research
  • buyer psychology
  • proven frameworks
  • strategic storytelling

 

Which means…?

Your brand gets copywriting that is targeted, relatable and hyper-persuasive.

The results?

→ More engagement.
→ More trust.
→ More sales.

three-fold growth in new leads.

 My favorite thing about working with CJ is his ability to take abstract ideas and create flowing, compelling copy. His work has led to new organic search traffic, higher website engagement, and a three-fold growth in new leads.”

Emily Williams
VP, Consulting Sales, Doppio Group

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Do we click?

my 5 copywriting principles

Honesty street: If I believe I lack the knowledge, passion, or desire to educate myself enough to kick ass on your project, I’ll tell you. Instead of bumbling our way to a B-rate product, I’ll try to hook you up with someone who is a better fit.


“If you’re not innovating, you’re regurgitating. it’s time to tell the story only you can tell.”

so, you can make this work - right?

I have a very particular set of skills.

Skills I have acquired over a long career.

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you your competitors.

 

when i’m not writing copy, you’ll find me:
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Soaking up wisdom from copywriting masters, old and new. From Ogilvy, Caples, and Schwartz to Bird, Wiebe, and Settle. 

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Setting my mind free in fiction novels, like a cerebral hunter-gatherer foraging for creative ideas from outside-the-barnyard.

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Tinkering with my internal processes and systems to ensure I’ve got a well-oiled machine that delivers primo-grade, on time, every time.

learning

Soaking up wisdom from marketing masters, old and new. From Ogilvy and Schwartz to Patel, Wiebe, and Vee.

adventuring

Setting my mind free in fiction novels, like a cerebral hunter-gatherer foraging for inventive ideas from outside-the-box.

testing

Tinkering with my internal processes and systems to ensure my clients always have a reliable, well-oiled machine that delivers primo grade, on time, every time.

but enough about me

let’s talk about you
(and your project)

You can chat with a direct response copywriter (and expert listener) who can grow your business with an unmistakable brand voice that hits your ideal customers right in the heartstrings. 

you could wait for my waitlist to grow longer.

Or you could take action right now to get one step closer to:

Shake my hand (virtually) — and then we’ll shake up your market.

Go on, make our day!

Get the ball rolling with a free 20-min chat.